Matthew Dexter lives in Cabo San Lucas. His fiction has been published in hundreds of literary journals and dozens of anthologies. He is the author of The Ritalin Orgy (Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing). His second novel, Hero Custodian, will be published in 2019.
LIFE IS THE SHIT IN PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO. I nudged one nostril shut with my knuckle and snorted a fourteen-inch festoon of fire ants melting into a pineapple popsicle….